the epic story of life has found its voice

For centuries, Evolution has been reduced to boring textbook diagrams, dusty museum displays, and oversimplified “survival of the fittest” clichés.

But what if the real story was far more dramatic, personal, and absolutely wild?

What if Evolution herself—call her Evi—was actually petty, brilliant, occasionally catastrophic, and had been keeping receipts on every single organism for 4 billion years?

What if she was ready to spill the tea on every mass extinction, every evolutionary breakthrough, every time she decided to completely rewrite the rules of life on Earth?

This isn’t just science education. This isn’t even just storytelling. This is the universe’s biggest memoir and it’s told from the perspective of the only one who was actually there for all of it.From the invention of sex (“You’re welcome”) to the oxygen catastrophe (“Oops, almost killed everyone”) to the rise of consciousness and now into the age of AI, Evi has watched it all unfold.

Now, she’s ready to share the details Darwin forgot.